Zombie Wilson Diaries: "The most fun you'll ever have in a coconut bikini!"

So we've all imagined getting away from it all being stranded on a desert island... probably looking something like Tom Atkins in Night of the Creeps here for example:


but really being castaway would be more like well... Castaway here for example:



That must suck...now imagine your only companion is a zombie... now this really sucks... now imagine she's the only female on this godforsaken desert isle... now this really sucks. The Zombie Wilson Diaries is a hilariously ridiculous tale of a woeful castaway. After a nasty plane crash our faithful narrator has to go about living his day to day life not only trying to survive on this island, but also trying to survive his only compatriot. She just happens to be a fellow castaway who had the unfortunate luck of coming back to life after not-quite-surviving the crash herself.
The story is told in the fashion of a day-today journal our narrator keeps. Each chapter becomes something funny and slightly sexual about his female Zombie Wilson of sorts like My Girlfriend Likes To Be Tied Up (when he has to keep from biting home) or My Girlfriend Has Crabs (upon discovering a tasty morsel in the knotted mess that used to be her hair). The chapter descriptions are utterly hilarious and are usually accompanied by stick figure drawings of the goings on made by the narrator.
Being stranded couldn't be any funnier in The Zombie Wilson Diaries by Tim Long! And if you're quick and act TODAY, it's free on Amazon for Kindle if you check here!